Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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