I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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