it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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