So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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