Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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