I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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