Say something about gay babies.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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