I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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