he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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