She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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