What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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