508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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