When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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