UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.