we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
