So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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