what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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