she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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