My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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