Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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