i think my tv is drunk
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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