I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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