I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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