just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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