i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
one might say we're banned from that church
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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