I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We are two peas in an std pod
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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