he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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