hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He uses pillows to masturbate.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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