We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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