I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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