We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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