Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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