BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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