Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You ate ashes out of my bong
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