Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We're too hungover to prance.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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