I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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