Need sex. Gaining weight.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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