There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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