he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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