I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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