Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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