so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you inspire me to be a worse person
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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