your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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