I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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