Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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