no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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