It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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