You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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