id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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