Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You're like the curious george of whores
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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