i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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