I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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