It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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