found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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