just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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