Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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