discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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