Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I need to calm my uterus...
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